SNSS Drinking Game
I am sure you have all heard of the drinking game. It has been done with a number of television shows and movies, and I happened to come across one for
The Sunday Night Sex Show.
All Together Now
When someone calls in and says "I just love your show" everyone drinks.
When Sue whips out the female condom and gives a demo everyone drinks.
When Sue recommends the caller buy a cock ring everyone drinks.
When Sue simulates penetration with her hands everyone drinks.
When Sue uses the action figures, everyone drinks.
When Sue mentions how she has personally experienced or enjoyed something, everybody drinks.
When Sue directs someone to an STD clinic in their town, everyone drinks. If she knows what street it's on, drink again.
When Sue is stumped, everyone finishes their drink.
Someone calls in trying to get Sue to diagnose their mysterious rash/sores/etc.
If they have mysterious bumps, drink.
If the bumps are itchy or burning, drink again.
If they are oozing or contagious, finish the drink and take a shower.
Whenever Sue's safe sex saying at the end rhymes, everybody drinks.
Whenever Sue recommends masturbation, everybody drinks.
Whenever Sue debunks a myth, everybody drinks.
Whenever the caller asks about a threesome, everybody drinks. If the threesome is 2 guys and 1 girl, drink again.
Whenever Sue recommends the Fukuoku fingertip vibrator, everybody drinks.
Whenever the caller says they're calling on behalf of a "friend," everybody drinks.
Whenever the caller asks about something a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/significant other/past lover told them, everybody drinks.
Whenever Sue says "lots and lots of lubrication," everybody drinks. If she says "lots" three or more times, drink again.
Whenever Sue refers to the caller or the caller's boyfriend/husband as "Big Guy," everybody drinks.
Whenever Sue says "kaka" everyone drinks twice.
Love Your Neighbor...
When a Vasoplex or Climatique commercial comes on, the first person to call it picks who will drink.
If someone calls in with the same name of someone in the group, that person picks who will drink.
Whoever has the closest guess as to what's in the pleasure chest picks who will drink.
If you own the pleasure chest item (and will admit to it), you pick who will drink.
If you own the recommended book (and will admit to it), you pick who will drink.
...As Yourself
When Sue recommends that a caller get a "big hefty bag and a towel, roll it up and keep it under the bed to use as a sex mat"... Irk* drinks!!
*You may substitute whoever in your group gets the biggest kick out of the sex mat.
If Sue has on an outfit that you've seen your grandma wear, you drink.
Whoever's last name is closest alphabetically to the last name of the author of the recommended book drinks.
Whenever Sue talks about the female G-spot orgasm, roll out your sex mat and then drink.
Sloppy Seconds
When Sue says "oral genital" and touches her finger to her tongue and holds it up, everyone drinks and kisses their neighbor.
When Sue insinuates that a caller is lying about the size of his penis or how long he can keep it up, everyone with a penis drinks.
Prior to the show, allow players to pick from a hat which city will have the most callers. The winner leads a waterfall at the end of the show.
Whenever Sue does the "lip" thing, everyone drinks until they've killed enough brain cells to block it from their memory.
Copyright Carla and Irk
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Disclaimer: Please understand that I am not Sue Johanson, nor do I have any personal contact with her. I am simply a fan. I am still happy to answer any questions you have regarding sexual health but understand I am not a doctor of any sort, just a fan running a web site. |