SNSS Drinking Game

I am sure you have all heard of the drinking game. It has been done with a number of television shows and movies, and I happened to come across one for The Sunday Night Sex Show.

All Together Now
  • When someone calls in and says "I just love your show" everyone drinks.
  • When Sue whips out the female condom and gives a demo everyone drinks.
  • When Sue recommends the caller buy a cock ring everyone drinks.
  • When Sue simulates penetration with her hands everyone drinks.
  • When Sue uses the action figures, everyone drinks.
  • When Sue mentions how she has personally experienced or enjoyed something, everybody drinks.
  • When Sue directs someone to an STD clinic in their town, everyone drinks. If she knows what street it's on, drink again.
  • When Sue is stumped, everyone finishes their drink.
  • Someone calls in trying to get Sue to diagnose their mysterious rash/sores/etc.
  • If they have mysterious bumps, drink.
  • If the bumps are itchy or burning, drink again.
  • If they are oozing or contagious, finish the drink and take a shower.
  • Whenever Sue's safe sex saying at the end rhymes, everybody drinks.
  • Whenever Sue recommends masturbation, everybody drinks.
  • Whenever Sue debunks a myth, everybody drinks.
  • Whenever the caller asks about a threesome, everybody drinks. If the threesome is 2 guys and 1 girl, drink again.
  • Whenever Sue recommends the Fukuoku fingertip vibrator, everybody drinks.
  • Whenever the caller says they're calling on behalf of a "friend," everybody drinks.
  • Whenever the caller asks about something a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/significant other/past lover told them, everybody drinks.
  • Whenever Sue says "lots and lots of lubrication," everybody drinks. If she says "lots" three or more times, drink again.
  • Whenever Sue refers to the caller or the caller's boyfriend/husband as "Big Guy," everybody drinks.
  • Whenever Sue says "kaka" everyone drinks twice.

    Love Your Neighbor...
  • When a Vasoplex or Climatique commercial comes on, the first person to call it picks who will drink.
  • If someone calls in with the same name of someone in the group, that person picks who will drink.
  • Whoever has the closest guess as to what's in the pleasure chest picks who will drink.
  • If you own the pleasure chest item (and will admit to it), you pick who will drink.
  • If you own the recommended book (and will admit to it), you pick who will drink.

    ...As Yourself
  • When Sue recommends that a caller get a "big hefty bag and a towel, roll it up and keep it under the bed to use as a sex mat"... Irk* drinks!! *You may substitute whoever in your group gets the biggest kick out of the sex mat.
  • If Sue has on an outfit that you've seen your grandma wear, you drink.
  • Whoever's last name is closest alphabetically to the last name of the author of the recommended book drinks.
  • Whenever Sue talks about the female G-spot orgasm, roll out your sex mat and then drink.

    Sloppy Seconds
  • When Sue says "oral genital" and touches her finger to her tongue and holds it up, everyone drinks and kisses their neighbor.
  • When Sue insinuates that a caller is lying about the size of his penis or how long he can keep it up, everyone with a penis drinks.
  • Prior to the show, allow players to pick from a hat which city will have the most callers. The winner leads a waterfall at the end of the show.
  • Whenever Sue does the "lip" thing, everyone drinks until they've killed enough brain cells to block it from their memory.


    Copyright Carla and Irk


    Disclaimer: Please understand that I am not Sue Johanson, nor do I have any personal contact with her. I am simply a fan. I am still happy to answer any questions you have regarding sexual health but understand I am not a doctor of any sort, just a fan running a web site.