Episode
By XofHere I am after having shown my mother (yes . . . my mother) the first two episodes of the US QAF. Went surprisingly well, considering that she's a straight 63 yr old woman. Although can someone at all understand how intimidating it is to be asked by your mother, "What is rimming???" THUD!!! Then sit through a visual demonstration of said act . . . lol. Not to mention the lost virginity scene that followed hard (ha ha) upon it. I'm never gonna forget that moment. Awwwwwwww!!!!!!
Now to tonight's show....
Oh my GOD . . . Beau Bridges???? He's recapping last week's info . . . I'm soooooo dying. Ha ha. How straight an actor can you get to talk about gay sex and angst? lol...
Fiddler on the Roof music . . . Baby's party. Michael is sooooooo much a camera geek. He carries his to the hospital and now here . . .
Awwwwwww!!!!! Seeing the two women so happy with their family - "I too wished I could be a lesbian, but then I'd have to eat pussy . . . so forget it" THUD
Rewinding the scene. . . literally!!! Eeeeeee. Brian all sweaty. Being a bastard about not going to the party. "Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight." Now why is Michael in the fucking steam room in a suit and tie?? Reminds me of his going into the Red Room last week.... Won't let go of a conversation . . . especially if he gets to see more of Brian in a sexual situation....lol. Brian is such a slut . . . dick stroking commences with a nameless hottie. Naked ass. Hmmmmmm. Oh and Brian still being a bastard....
Back at the party . . . why do these people look like my relatives? Yikes!!! Emmett has his Asian boytoy in attendance. lol . . . What the fuck is Emmett wearing???? Plaid? In those colors??? The world must be ending....
And Melanie speaks Japanese??? How convenient. Awwwwwww!!!! In this version, Michael is the one who lies to Emmett and tells him that the guy "loves" him. lol . . . Instead of being a prostitute....
Surprise!! It's more than a party, it's a bris. Snip snip . . . Emmett faints! Ha ha.
Oh now poor Justin bemoaning his "it was just a fuck" argument with his girl friend.... He's rich in this version.
Brian getting a call from Michael . . . "Your son's getting his dick snipped . . . " Okay, so that's not quite how he put it . . . lol.
oooooo . . . Butch Brian arguing about the circumcision . . . lol. He needs to be the way nature intended . . . wonder if Brian is cut and feeling left out.
Liberty Diner - Brian getting all fatherly . . . yikes!!! Let's toast Brian for showing some heart . . .lol. Should I mention that I adore Debbie??? Why? It's that cock story . . . Emmett saying that he read if you lose 30 pounds you gain an inch of cock . . . and she says, "So that means if you lose another 90 pounds, you'll have a four inch pecker." Awwwwwwww!
Ted mets a hottie . . . named "Blake" . . . Now that's a change. Ted bemoaning his inability to get gods to fuck him . . . Let's all feel the empathy...lol. Michael does the "I can't have sex with my friends" speech . . . namely Brian. (Do we think he means that??? lol . . .)
Justin and gal pal on the prowl...
Lesbians in a tizzy . . . Can I just ask why they both have nipples so erect as to be deadly weapons during this arguement???
Brian with a pool cue . . . naaaahhhhhh. Size doesn't matter . . . lol. Awwww. Brian taking up for Debbie's right to be in a gay bar. . . In this one, Michael is alittle disconcerted at having her always in the same places as he and his friends.
"Double shit!!!" Now Michael . . . it's just Justin.
Debbie!!! Justin asks if she remembers him and she made his show her his ass.... "I never forget a cute ass"...lol
Gasp.... Brian just told Michael that Justin is sweet. Ha. And he missed his shag . . . Ewwwwww. Is this the threesome episode???
ALERT!!!!!!! Breeder alert. Tracey - the alternate life "wife" of Michael is on Liberty Ave. Damn . . . Michael's not having a great night...
Brian is such a prick!!! Awwwwwww!!!!!! Stop setting Michael up!!! He's telling Tracey that Michael likes her, says she's cute and talks about her all the time. I'd soooooo fucking kill him. Well, at least he got to slap Michael on the ass as apology.
Justin and friend in Babylon We have now left the planet earth . . . MARS straight (well, not that straight) ahead!!!!
Michael and Brian in the bathroom!!!! Taking drugs . . . No comment. Michael is soooo much in lust right now. Foreheads locked together . . . Swaying forward. And YES!!!!! we have physical contact.... Too fucking bad it's sooo not the right moment. Patrick Swazye is like the lust indicator on the show . . .lol. Damn!!!! They kissed!!!! Oh I'm sooooo embarrassed for Mikey!!! He felt Brian up.... No go though. . . blamed the dope. Sigh . . . (Still, loved the scene..)
Brian has his nightly target in sight . . . and off he goes. (You fuck . . . could've had some bathroom action . . . but nooooooooo.)
Blake is sooooo hitting on Ted. Cutie . . . now that never happened on UK QAF. Ted . . . I could fucking hug you. "Michael, you're worth so much more than you know."
Justin watching Brian on the prowl . . .
Ted being picked up . . . by Blake. (Does he look like Rowan Atkinson to anyone else but me??? lol . . . only slightly cuter - meaning Ted, not Blake) DON'T go with him Ted!!!!!
Emmett trying to find his boytoy . . . sluttttttttt. He's soooo copping off with a money man. Poor Emmett.
Gus and the two mommies moment . . . mmmm.
Oh yeah . . . It's Babylon indeed. Brian is soooo going for the two guys at once!!!!
Ted's place . . . (I'm sooo not looking forward to this . . . Should I hold out hope that it won't be the same as UK???) Now how many pics can one man have of Michael on his refrigerator and still just call him a friend??
Brian on the dance floor . . . cops off in a word. Damn.
Ewwwww. Ted!!! Don't FUCKING Take that shit!!!!! Awwwwwww.
Back to Brian and his two bodies . . . Threesome. Now don't start on the dancefloor boys. Poor Mikey . . . so wishing he'd hear those words himself.
Ted?? Oh shit!!! Dammit to hell. I didn't want this to happen (course I fucking knew it would).
Back to Brian . . . Justin looking on. Oh . . . you slut. He's stripped down and is going out on the dance floor shirtless. He's not... Oh he is . . . he's fucking showing Brian up by dancing with other men . . . lol. Now that's refreshing. Awwwww. He stole one of Brian's men. SHIT!!! He fucking took them both!!!!! I'm dying...
Speaking of which . . . Ted!!! Shit. I liked you....
Slut Justin . . . oh is Brian pissed.
Ted is not moving, eyes open and half-dead . . . And I'm sooo not liking that.
Brian and Justin dancing . . . oh my. Lusting on the dancefloor. Licking chest and kissing . . . Michael looking on moodily. Justin is sooo loving this. Shot of Michael looking lovingly at Brian. Brian returning the look as he dances with Justin...
The End....